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Don't be No Ant man
1) An Ant-Man has very low horizons.
2) Do not buy stuff you cannot afford, unless you really want to.
3) If you see a line. Go stand on it. Probably can’t hurt nothin’
4) Put Tabasco sauce on everything you eat: this way you can
eat very cheap.
5) Do not suck your thumb – or anybody else’s for that matter.
6) You can catch more flies with Honey than you can with Vinegar,
but you can also catch more flies with Garbage than either of
them other two – Assumin’ you’re into catching flies.
7) If you put your money where your mouth is, you will look very
strange to other people.
8) If you see a guy beating his dog, whip his ass on the spot.
9) Never wear a belt and suspenders at the same time; people
might think you’re paranoid.
Old stuff but worth a read for the many new members. Repost from 2 years ago.
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