Penn and Teller are AB-FAB...they did a Playboy interview which
wiped me out...
And I got a trick out of it, which goes like this:
Next time you're at a coffee shop with some friends, pick up one of those little "fresh cream" units....you know, the ones that have a half ounce of cream, with the little foil top, that you pull back and pour into your coffee?
So first, you start toying with a fork, waving the prongs
real close to your EYE... for some reason, people get really interested when someone is waving a sharp object real close to their eye...
Now that you've set 'em up (your friends, I mean) you palm the little creamer deal, so that the foil top faces your fingers. You put the bottom end against your eye...
Then you say,
"Hey! Get a load of THIS!" and insert the fork between your fingers, using it to pierce the foil top, then you squeeze the little container so that the cream splashes out between your fingers.
As you do this, it is customary to make
blood-curdling SCREAMS to heighten the effect! Cool, huh?
I'm on a very successful diet now. The way it works is, I don't have these fattening brunches with my buddies anymore.
Hmmm! Wonder why...