MY original sayings

[sixf00t4]

just thought i would throw out some sayings and jokes that i had come up with over the years. I dont remember them all right now, but i will add some of the others when i remember them. Please feel free to add your own sayings and such.

There is a lie in every belief, but there are no lies in truths.

i worry about my money so i dont have to worry about my money

i went to school to get a job to make money so that i could go to school to get a job to make money


Jokes:

Who runs the city of Naise?

-- the mayo' Naise

[osprey4]

I attribute any sayings I quote to my father (who no doubt stole them from someone else). "As my father always says..."

"Nothing is too expensive for the man who doesn't have to pay for it himself."

"I got back from a week of vacation and was two weeks behind!"

"It's easy to quit smoking; I've done it a dozen times."

[draboo]

a lie must be fully clothed,but the truth can run around naked(not an original)

you gotta suck to smoke


standing in a circle (self discribing myself attempting to stand up while drunk)

when asked "hows it goin?" my favorite responce is"still suckin air"

[originel]

"Believe your own beliefs, not someone else's"

in response to lots of things, the more dire the better: "yeah it happens"

"[a point someone is missing] is an adventure in missing the point" - actually i picked this one up from my college minister (for example: "to think that being a good christian means never coming in contact with evil is an exercise in missing the point", one of my favorites)

"You have fun without drinking, just like you can have fun dancing without music"

"It's not alcohol that is bad, but what you do while drunk that is bad"

i know i have a lot more...but i can't think of them at the moment

[Siliconjunkie]

Its not original, but I like it:
"Lack of planning on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on mine"

[Omardeth]

" I would rather be lucky than good anyday "

" guns don't kill people . people kill people "

" don't let your wants hurt ya "

" everybody has the right to there own narrowminded opinion "

some i have used in the past no idea where they came from .

[Agent_Embryo]

Some quotes of mine:

"If you don't pay attention when things of importance are being said, you'll have to blame someone else."

"I mean 'No', as in 'Yeah!'..."

"Let's sneak brutally downstairs..."

[Creatures]

"Money doesnt make you happy, you have to own it"

"i would be a millionaire if i invested in advertising" A Billionaire

Creatures

[HfdWolfPack]

Usually when people ask how I am doing...it's "still breathing"




These are not mine, but quotes that pop into my head


"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people"


"When all of your wishes have been granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed"



6'4:
I saw something similar on a bumper sticker:

"i went to school to get a job to make money so that i could go to school to get a job to make money"

[vass0922]

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots

(actually a demotivator, but still like it )

Also not mine, but can't remember where I heard it...

The beatings will continue until morale improves