JOKE for the day

[win2kuser]

Paddy applies for a job as a handy man.

The forman says "ok Paddy, can you do any painting", Paddy replies "Ah sure, never picked up a fooking paint brush in ma life"

The forman then asks "So can you do any brick work, like building a small wall", Paddy replies "Ah sure, never laid a brick in ma life, never even played wit fooking lego"

The forman then asks "So what about basic electrics, can you fit a plug socket?", Paddy replies "Ah sure, sockets noo, can even fit ma batterys round the right way"

With that the forman getting rather agitated says "So, you can't paint, can't lay bricks, and you can't even fit a standard plug socket", "So what exactly makes you so handy?"




Paddy replies "Well, I live just round the corner"




Please feel free to post your jokes here, lets just hope that they are better than that

[S.D.Willie]

yes, that sucked very bad.

i got this one today in an email.


Today's blessing....

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

AMEN.


harsh....but better than yours!!

[Redwolf]

So a rabbi, a preist, and a prophet enter this bar....

A rabbi and a priest walk by a playground...

[RedFury]

Originally posted by prexaspes
A rabbi and a priest walk by a playground...

OOOh that's just wrong...

And they see a little boy playing on the swingset...

[win2kuser]

This dislexsic man walks into a bra...

[MD1032]

A man eats a hamburger...OR DID HE?!?!

[win2kuser]

This man checks into a hotel, while waiting at reception, he turns round and accidently elbows this young woman in the breast.

"Oh I'm terribly sorry", says the man, "But if your heart is as soft as your breast, you will forgive me"

The woman replies "If the rest of you is as hard as your elbow, I am in room 310"

[draboo]

a horse walks into a bar,and the bartender asks,"hey,why the long face?"