12 signs you've had enough...

[Sweeper]

12 signs you've had enough...

You've just tried to enter your password on the microwave

You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three

You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He e-mails you
back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies from her Website.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but haven't
spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG
file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home.

Every commercial on television has a Website address at the bottom of the
screen.

You buy a computer and a week later it's out of date and now sells for half
the price you paid for it.

You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

[vass0922]

---- You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but haven't
spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

My neighbors are idiots anyways
Well.. one side is... HEY I work nights!!
Thats my excuse and I'm stickin' to it

[Brainchild]

You've just tried to enter your password on the microwave

That explains why my food was burnt

Nice

Oldie but a goodie, Sweeper.

Ya missed some, though.

My favourite was:

After years of surviving without one, now if you get half way to work and realise you forgot your mobile, you turn around to go pick it up.

Cheers
Mick