Found on the web, this list of Helpful Hints:
Helpful Hint #1
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly
removed.
Helpful Hint #2
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold them while you chop away.
Helpful Hint #3
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a
handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.
Helpful Hint #4
Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.
Helpful Hint #5
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator.
Helpful Hint #6
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply pissing in the sink.
Helpful Hint #7
High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Helpful Hint #8
A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.
bhahaha
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