Well, you can make your own, or I can sell you one...
,,,or, you can ask the
Ministers of Avatars to help you. They do it for free.
Just don't try to
read the thread, just post at the end of it with what you would like in an avatar (or, what your interests are, and they'll come up with something!

)
Good luck. You'll probably need it.
Oh, and watch out for the tree wielding the hatchet...
Cheers
Mick