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Old 05-21-2003, 11:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Weird Daily News - May 21, 2003

Fun Poll: Which Dictator Are You?

Bus of shame for bad behaviour
"The threat of arriving at school on a pink "punishment bus" is acting as a deterrent to badly behaved youngsters."

Farmers' Dispute Leads to Tractor Joust
"Unable to resolve their row over a disputed field, two middle-aged German farmers staged an impromptu joust on their tractors, police said Tuesday."

Bond Set at $20K in French Fry Attack on Child
"An 18-year-old woman was held Monday on assault charges after she allegedly rubbed hot french fries in the face of a 4-year-old who accidentally spilled ice cream on her shirt."

Boy suspended from school over braided hair
"A 14-year-old Merseyside boy has been suspended from school for having his hair put into braids - days before David Beckham sported the coiffure."

Rock star plans urban village for homeless
"David Gilmour, the Pink Floyd guitarist, unveils plans today to spend the £3.6 million he raised from the sale of his London home to fund an "urban village" for the homeless."

Body in Pipe an Unsavory Addition to Water
"Millions of people in Manila have been drinking super-chlorinated water this week as the body of a teenager remained stubbornly stuck in a major supply pipe."

McCartney gives $12,000 to chimp
"BRITISH musician Paul McCartney will provide the plane fare home for Toto, a chimpanzee smuggled from Africa 23 years ago and forced to perform in a Chilean circus, the El Mercurio daily reported today."

Catch ya' later,
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Old 05-21-2003, 11:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Results from fun poll....

Saddam Hussein - No one likes you but hey, who cares – you’ll never notice. You’re a Saddam. You’ll be rich, look ridiculous, act like a total gangster and make sure everyone worships you. Prone to attack by other nations, you are dangerous and fanatical about yourself.
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With a deadly penchant for other people’s wife’s and total disregard for human life you are a Genghis Khan.
Cruel, fearsome and merciless, you can create and lead a powerful civilisation. Psychos will hero-worship you, others will just be glad never to meet you on an ‘off’ day.


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Old 05-21-2003, 11:53 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You're not the sharpest tool in the box and often have to make up words to make yourself understood but you certainly know how to work the system as a Mr. President Bush.
You take what you want, get people to do your dirty work but nurture your allies making you a great collaborator and very dangerous enemy.

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i got bush too

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I'm Bush.
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Blah. I can't believe I took that stupid poll just to be insulted. I AM NOT GEORGE BUSH!!!
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