Instead of clutting up the community forum, I have decided to start posting my strange news in a more condensed format.
Rocket Fuel Residues Found in Lettuce
"The Bush administration has imposed a gag order on the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency from publicly discussing perchlorate pollution, even as two new studies reveal high levels of the rocket-fuel component may be contaminating the nation's lettuce supply."
Plan To Use Nuke Subs as Oil Tankers
"A Russian proposal to turn aging nuclear submarines into underwater oil tankers sent a shiver through neighboring Norway on Wednesday, amid fears of a double environmental disaster in its waters."
Deaf Man Collects Music Degree
"A man who has been deaf since birth is to receive a Bachelor of Music from the Australian National University in what could be a world first."
Snoop Remakes Airplane!
"A remake of 1980 comedy classic Airplane! might seem unnecessary, but with Snoop Dogg and Method Man on board to star, according to The Hollywood Reporter, we're sure the film will be taken to a much higher Plane."
Matrix Sequel Has Hacker Cred
"The average American moviegoer taking in the Matrix Reloaded this weekend will likely be wowed by the elaborate action sequences and dazzling special effects. But hackers who've seen the blockbuster are crediting it with a more subtle cinematic milestone: it's the first major motion picture to accurately portray a hack."
Guide to Teen Lingo
"Are you down with the lingo that kids use today? Don't get caught using the old school words that just don't fly! Get up to date quick with Jonathan's Dictionary!"
College Gives Students Free Massages for Finals
"Officials at Hastings College know how to rub students the right way. The Nebraska college recently offered relief for students stressed out over finals - massage night."
Catch ya' later,
Robert Richmond