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Old 05-16-2003, 03:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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kinda funny old joke

a parachutist is falling and his shoot wont open. he sees someone approaching from below and hollers:" hey,do you know anything about parachutes??"

to this the other person replies:"Nope,do you know anything about gas stoves??"


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Old 05-16-2003, 03:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Oldie but a goodie. Did Neo's thread about stoves bring that to mind by any chance?

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Old 05-16-2003, 08:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Good one! I like that. My kind of joke, short and to the point.

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Old 05-16-2003, 09:26 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Im sorry I don't get it.
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Took me a minute too neo. The guy with the chute is on his way down and the guy with the gas stove is on his way up.
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Old 05-16-2003, 06:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Did Neo's thread about stoves bring that to mind by any chance?

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short and to the point: yes
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Old 05-16-2003, 06:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Did Neo's thread about stoves bring that to mind by any chance?

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short and to the point: yes

editops ,one too many clicks

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HA! Well, not really...
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Old 05-16-2003, 08:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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ah I see, one of those trick worded statements.
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Too bad I missed this one, good one Draboo
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