HA HA HA Lemon[H]ead, you may know me too well.
I don't think that's gonna happen though.

The reason I asterisk works out is two fold:
1) It lets the member know that the language used was unacceptable
2) It provides a reminder to both old and new members alike that we maintain a higher standard of conduct at TechIMO than your "average" discussion forum.
I don't have data to back it up, but I'd be willing to bet that we would have a lot more trouble with language and conduct if there weren't occasional visual reminders in the forums.
(Please don't tell me what f@dg@r means... you do want to be able to continue using it... right

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