Top Ten Funniest Warnings

1 Unknown Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

2 Flying Goku
This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

3 Life saving device
This is NOT a life saving device!!!

4 Swedish Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

5 Child-Sized Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

6 Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

7 Various Computers
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

8 Travelling Man Site, Gamer2Gamer Section
This is not a dating agency.

9 Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

10 Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Source: Dumb Warnings

Originally posted by RobRich
2 Flying Goku
This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Haven't seen that one before. Their translator needs some work.

May pre house the seamy side volitation!!!

Yeah, right!

Cheers
Mick

Yeap, the Flying Goku is a classic. While the translation is horrid, I pity people that actually tried to market that contraption!

[JacobM5727]

6 Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

i have actually seen signs like that near prisons, its funny.. but i guess that would be an easier way to flee the scene

[vass0922]

Ya know the pathetic thing is...
Those signs are there for a reason

4 Swedish Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

and whoever was the genius that messed up and made them put that sign on the thing... thank god! cause he just stopped his chances of carrying on his DNA!! (hopefully he hadn't had kids yet )

I liked the warning that the mobile home manufacturer was required to put in their homes' manuals that the "autopilot" would not steer the vehicle whilst you made a coffee in the back.

Based on a law suit against them.

That was posted here a while back (too lazy to look for the linky).

Cheeers
Mick

edit: Found it. Wasn't too lazy after all.

edit@: seems this is an urban myth. Can't vouch for the Winnebago manual instructions as I don't have one on me right now.

[osprey4]

May pre house the seamy side volitation!!!

You're not kidding!!!

[kenyg]

6 Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

saw similar one on I40 - 'warning, hitchhikers may be escaping inmates'

[grandma]

There's a sign on a road here in Michigan that says.

"Do not pass when Oncoming traffic present"

uh..... duh!

Grandma

[Buzioid]

lol, i hate that keyboard one