Car accident

[GohanSSJ]

An attractive woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!". The woman continues, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune". Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
"No thanks" the woman replies, "I think I'll just wait for the police...."

[Terminal23]

Burned again....Will we ever learn?

[cracked]

a man and a woman are in the SAME car driving down the road. the man is going really slow. the woman wants to go faster. so she asks him and he says "only if you remove a piece of clothing. so she does, but he only speeds up a little. she asks again, and again the same response. so she complies. this cycle keeps going until the woman is completely naked. the man, now understandably excited, runs into a tree. the wreck is bad but niether are hurt. the woman was thrown from the vehicle but the man is trapped underneath with only his leg sticking out. she asks him if he is ok but is unable to free him. he tells her to go get help but dshe protests because she is naked. he says, "just use your arm to cover your breasts and my shoe to cover your *lower female area*. so she does and walks into the nearest gas station. she says to the guy working there "help! help! my boyfriend is stuck!" the guy looks at her, down at the shoe, then back at her, and says "well i dont think we will be able to help, sorry..."

sorry if this is innapropriate, i tried to clean it up.

drew

[Brainchild]

@cracked

Those 30 girls on the senior trip betta watch out, methinks!

Cheers
Mick