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Old 05-08-2003, 04:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sick Day Call Excuse Generator

Dont' feel like going to work? Need a quick excuse? Then this link is for you.

http://www.getodd.com/raz/sickday/sickday.html

A few fine examples....

"My Ex-Lax has finally kicked in-- big time."
"My stigmata's acting up."
"The voices told me to clean all the guns today."

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Old 05-08-2003, 06:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Very useful, Rob.

I like: Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.

And the Glop-1 link is very useful as well.

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Old 05-08-2003, 06:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That is pretty good, didn't notice the link.

Keep clicking long enough and the stranger ones will eventually start popping up...

"I was exposed to anthrax yesterday and don't feel too good."
"My twitch is back and I might damage something."
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Old 05-08-2003, 06:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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No SARS yet it seems... that's the latest excuse craze.

"My friend from Hong Kong is staying with me and he has a fever - should I come to work today??"



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Old 05-08-2003, 06:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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From the same site, try using the Fatal Exception Decoder the next time someone asks ya' a support question.

Error Number: 236545435
Module Name (vxd/dll): Module.vxd
Address: 121x343e43
Called by module (vxd/dll): WinCrash.dll
Calling Address: 123e4343242

Decoded Error Message: The file filter needs to be changed. Reverse flush the filter by visiting all the websites returned when searching for 'sex' on Lycos.
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Old 05-08-2003, 09:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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The voices told me to clean all the guns today.That's a good one, but I better pass on "I have womens problems."
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