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[Germ]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



G e r m

[OuTpaTienT]

700 pounds.

[Brainchild]

I think it depends on how much there is to start with

More info please

[MD1032]

A woodchuck would chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!!

[lynchmob]

If a woodchuck could chug Woodchuck ,how much Woodchuck could a woodchuck chug?
lynch

[OuTpaTienT]

The Straight Dope: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, who found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds

[Brainchild]

Are you kidding? Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

and there ya have it

[Creatures]

with or without a coconut?

Creatures

[Germ]

no coconuts.....................woodchucks dislike coconuts. They are actually quite cumbersome.

If I was a woodchuck, I'd hire someone to chuck all the wood I needed.




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Stumbling to the beat of a different drummer.

[desmocat]

None- if he don't get there before the tree-huggers..