AVRILUTIONARIES UNITE!

[Sweeper]

So I went to an Avril Lavigne concert a few weeks ago – and before you laugh at me, let me just say that I am not ashamed to dig Avril Lavigne. I am not ashamed that I spent 35 dollars to see Miss Lavigne run across the stage and sing about how her life is so complicated. I am not ashamed to like a Canadian.

Avrilutionaries like myself are being chastised the world over for supporting a girl who is supposedly no less of a corporate concoction than Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera. But does anybody truly care whether Avril is brought to you by McDonalds? They shouldn’t.

Avril Lavigne deserves respect for two reasons: 1) She can sing. 2) She’s not a **ut.

Avril doesn’t lip-sync. Britney’s concerts are built around her inability to sing live.

And while we don’t really know whether or not Britney and Christina are actual **uts, there is irrefutable photographic evidence that these two girls definitely dress like **uts. It’s hard to take them seriously when they’re practically naked. Avril is definitely not a **ut, and doesn’t even come close to looking like a **ut because she wears a tie. My dad wears a tie and he is not a **ut. So….

AVRILUTIONARIES UNITE!
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[Knothead]

This....avril.... you're referring to....I thought it was a type of hovercraft....

[osprey4]

As I always say, Sweeper, help is available!

[Sweeper]

I'm addicted... what can I say........ Maybe she will stumble accross this site and I'll catch her eye

[Lemon[H]ead]

i can't decide whether i htink she is hot or not.

[U-96]

Lemonhead, nothing a few pints of McEwan's 80 Shillings won't sort out

[Germ]

Originally posted by Knothead
This....avril.... you're referring to....I thought it was a type of hovercraft....

Isn't that an Avro?