I thought this was cute, and pretty funny too!

[davidamarkley]

Little Boy Makes His Grandmother Coffee

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and he was so proud. Anxiously, he waited to hear the verdict. The grandmother in all her life had never had such a bad cup of coffee. As she forced down the last sip, his grandmother noticed three of those little green army guys were in the bottom of the cup.

She asked, "Honey, why would three of your little army men be in the bottom of my cup?"

Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV. 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup'."

Have a nice day!

David

[jmebonner]

Funny DM, Funny

[Xeroid]

Ok, that's it, next time I get a bad cup of coffee. . . one sip and I'm checking for soldiers!

[davidamarkley]

And now you'll know what that green molten stuff is that's floating around in your coffee... (pssst, it's not mold... )

David

[davidamarkley]

A Minor Shredding Mishap

The new office boy stood before the paper shredder looking confused.

"Need some help?" a secretary walking by asked.

"Yes," he replied "how do you work this thing?"

"Simple," she said quickly taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it to the shredder.

"Thanks," he said as he watched the report disappear, "But where do the copies come out?