Here's my Theory

[Terminal23]

If your born a cute baby you'll be an ugly adult.If your an ugly baby you'll be a handsome or pretty adult.

um okay?

so where do you fall into?

[Terminal23]

Cute baby. Alias ugly adult. Such is life's crap-shoot.

Um, I disbelief that, Term. Cute babies get pampered more, therefore more likely to become intelligent and socially well-accepted ppl (which translates to "pretty" or "handsome" adult, regardless of what they look like).

Ugly babies get left out for the wolves, or shunned into the back room, and become computer geeks with no social skills who never see the light of day.

That's my theory, anyways.

So, who's calling whom ugly, hmmm??

Cheers
Mick

[sixf00t4]

ummmm correct me if i am wrong, but who can call a baby ugly??? arent all babies cute? i thought that was in their definition. i wouldnt know, i am scared stupid of the creatures.

[Blazer06]

i ditto mickwish, thats why i'm ugly.


Blaze

[cracked]

what happens if you are a super computer geek but also have lots of friends and a great social life outside of computers? i think im schizophrenic...

drew

[Blazer06]

In that case your just cracked



Blaze

[goldenbuddha]

Actually all babies are ugly funny looking things, but they are so ugly and so funny looking, our brain cannot register that level of extremes and thus.... they become "cute"

[Epidemic]

By conventional view of beauty babies are basically perty mofugly.

Fat rolls on the arms, bald, no teeth, often difformed mis-shapen head from birth process, they spit drool, crap, wiz and are generally perty nasty little creatures.

Were you to see an adult with the same proportions you would probably run in horror.

That said they still are perty cute for the most part. But there are some perty ugly ones on occasion even using the double standard of beauty we assign to babies.