The Irony of it all.

[Terminal23]

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...me%2Dheadlines

"If we weren't Muslims, we would do the same as the Japanese ministers: kill ourselves," he said, gesturing an imaginary pistol to his head. "But we can't because of our religion."

Excuse me?
Are you not of the same religion as the 9-11 killers or the people that blow themselves up everyday in Israel?Just confused.

[Chuckiechan]

It's only OK to kill yourself if you take Jews or Infidels with you (depends on the sect, though). I'd really unhappy if I blew myself up and didn't get my 79 virgins. My luck I'd get 79 toasters instead!

[Terminal23]