Hmmmm --
"Jean-Jacques Marmont" --Now there's a REAL English sounding name!!

Complaining "the fee breaches his rights to freedom of expression under the European Convention of Human Rights."
I can see the fallout now!
1st -- England vs. France over Iraq war
2nd -- English violation of European Convention of Human Rights by an alleged Englishman, with a French name
3rd -- European Union Court meets to resolve, but pass it on to the U.N.
4th -- The BBC raises the license fee
Harder