son for hire, apply within

[Lemon[H]ead]

hello potential clients

for the princely sum of £0.00 (€0.00, $0.00) you can have an annoying son for the weekend. Not just any son, this one is a drunk, lazy and generally gets in the way! "WOW WHAT A DEAL! " you might say. AND YOU'D BE RIGHT.

customers in and around the caribbean and sunny parts of the USA are particularly welcome.

[Pshawn5]

lol sean... and this all started with a free trip to a theme park.

[Graham]

Alton Towers any good

G

[kjg]

Sean you should have added more of that picture
your legs would have them queing up

and folks he is right you couldnt find a lazier more worthless son for that price.
So get in early before he runs out

[Lemon[H]ead]

thanks kjg.

see? recommendations!

[Knothead]

Originally posted by Lemon[H]ead
Not just any son, this one is a drunk, lazy and generally gets in the way! "WOW WHAT A DEAL! " you might say. AND YOU'D BE RIGHT.

But WAIT! There's MORE!

That's right! For you Caribbean/Hawaiian clients, we'll throw in a genuine KNOTHEAD! Completely useless at computer repair/programming, he is guaranteed to shorten your chairs and table legs!

HOW CAN YOU RESIST???

[Lemon[H]ead]

two for the price of one is quite something.

[Knothead]

Originally posted by Lemon[H]ead
two for the price of one is quite something.

Absolutely! They get nothing for something!

[jkrohn]

Does this aforementioned son come with free shipping?

Jkrohn

[Lemon[H]ead]

well the price of a rubber dinghy + oars. a little beer for the journey (3, 4 crates maybe?)