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The secret for 38 years of happy marriage
I received this by email. It may be old, but it made me laugh. Here's my translation :
A couple is celebrating their 38th year of marriage. A local reporter decides to interview them to know the secret of their happy lives.
The husband says : That goes back to our wedding trip. We were visiting a canyon on horses. We didn't go far when my wife's horse stumbled and my wife fell down. She quickly rose up and calmly told the horse "first time". She climbed on the horse's back and we continued.
Once again, her horse stumbles and she falls. She calmly tells the horse "second time" and we get back to our ride.
We didn't ride half a mile when her horse stumbles once again. She tells the horse "third time", then she pulls a pistol from her bag and shoots the horse in the head.
I was shocked and told her how mean and careless it was to treat animals like that.
She put back the pistol in her bag, looked at me and calmly said "first time"....
We lived happily from that day on...
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