Egads. Look what I stumbled across yesterday...it's my
Senior Year Group/Class Photo (1986). I don't know why I'm going to embarrass myself like this, but what the hay. Go ahead, see if you can find me. (If you don't know what I look like, it's still very easy to find out. We've been over this before.)
So if you're bored and want to play along let me give you some tips and narrow down the field for ya...
First and foremost let's get one thing very clear, I am NOT
this guy. I don't know who he is and don't recall ever seeing any other dorky, pudgy looking white guys wearing Prince T-shits. I think he might be a plant from another school trying to make us look bad.
I was not a member of the
Jeff Spicoli fan club. I think they named the club "Spicoli 6", which in hindsight probably limited their growth potential.
Nor was I member of
Icy Hot 1.
I was not one of the
3 Amigos.
I was
definitely not
this guy.
I didn't even know we had guys like
this at the school. But you gotta give him some credit...wearing a "fag bag" in 1986 could have been dangerous.
I was not
Zig-Zag Man. It looks like he is just posing for the picture, but really he thought he was flying. He walked around everywhere like that.
This is not me either. But the guy in that photo doesn't look like he has it so bad. He seems to be some sort literal chick-magnet...there's not a dude anywhere near him!
Ok, if you're getting tired of playing along, or if you just jumped ahead because you're a cheater, ...then here's
me and the signifigant-other of the time period. After viewing this image please see the FAQ where I'll attempt to supply only the answers to what I believe will be the most frequently asked questions.
FAQ
1. No, you may not ask where her hands are.
2. Yes, that is a RATT t-shirt that I'm wearing. (Super Dork)
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