Continue my "hold out" for a bigger salary than the MLB 'minimum' the Yankees have offerred for my prodigious talent in wiring the bases with electic shock ?
"Sit out" the Season ?
Or join the Team on the road a'rarin' to go !

Problem is...can't get everybody a present

on a measly $175,000

Not the $1,000 I want to....
Hey ! When did A-Rod last get a Major League hit?
Bet it wasn't since last Season.
So why should I accept the 'Minimum'
Just because I didn't get a 'hit' last Season ?
(I'm more of a defensive "Golden Gloves"-type Star !
YANKEE DANDY DOOOOG