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I'm fine.
from readers digest.
farmer Joe is suing a trucking company over injuries he suffered in an auto accident. The company's lawyer begins his cross-examination.
" Is it true that at the accident scene you said, `I'm fine'?"
"let me explain" pleades the farmer. "I had loaded my mule Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the road when this truck crashed into us. I was hurt bad. When the trooper came to the scene, he heard Bessie moaning. he took one look at her, pulled out his gun and shot her.
"then he walked over to me with his gun and said. "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you?"
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Last edited by nunyadam; 03-29-2003 at 10:50 PM.
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