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03-18-2003, 04:38 PM
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The French
Got this in an E-mail and just had to share.
FRANCE? RIGHT!!! "My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D. C. right now is the one that says 'First Iraq, then France'."
-Tom Brokaw
"The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France."
-Jay Leno
"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rollin thru Paris with a German Flag on it."
-Dave Letterman
...... and my all time favorite!
Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
So the Germans can march in the shade!!!
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an
accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage. -unknown
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France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable
because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.
-Mark Twain
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Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.
-Ted Nugent
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The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we found
truffles in Iraq.
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War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II
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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army
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Q. How do you stop a french Tank?
A. Shoot the guy pushing.
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Q. how many frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
A. We don't know, it's never been tried.
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The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can count on the French to be there when they need us."
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03-18-2003, 04:44 PM
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03-18-2003, 04:46 PM
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The reason Napoleon kept his hand inside his jacket, was so he had easy access to a white flag at all times.
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03-18-2003, 04:54 PM
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An oldie but a goodie:
Q. How many gears are French tanks equipped with?
A. 5. 1 speed forward and 4 speeds reverse.
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03-18-2003, 04:55 PM
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All joking aside, i donot think this is a laughing matter. What their leader has done, at least for the short term, has alienated alot of folks theat buy 500 million dollars worth of wine and cheeze and perfume. This cannot but put a burden on their economy. And after the war, all the business that they had carried on with Iraq will be gone as well as whatever the Iraq's owed them. A lose..lose..lose situation. I personaly have nothing against the French, but I'll be checking the country of origin alot closer now.
No more Henekins, no more Ming pottery, no more Courvoisier( and I'm not going to pour my $50.00 bottle of cognac down the drain )
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03-18-2003, 05:01 PM
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What did the dutch do Pickel? I just can't keep up with all these international disputes.
Being English I enjoy all mockery of the French, its practically a national pass time. Bigotry, amusement for all.
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03-18-2003, 05:12 PM
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I meant Lowenbrau.....sorry 
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03-18-2003, 05:15 PM
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Lucky escape that, could have brought the dutch economy crashing to its knees for no good reason.
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03-18-2003, 05:15 PM
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They now say if Saddam uses WMD's they will be there for us.
Yeah, right! Just in time to get in line with their hands out!
Bill
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03-18-2003, 07:23 PM
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LOL!
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