Another thread was having a bit of fun with the "Point/Counterpoint" bit that Jane Curtin and Dan Aykroyd did: (I wish I had gotten more of the Jane Curtin part...)
JANE: ".....and they often say that, behind every successful man there's a woman...a loving, giving, caring woman...but I guess you wouldn't know about that, Dan, because there's no old saying about what's behind a miserable failure!"
DAN: "Jane, you ignorant slut...bagged out dried up slunk-meat like you and Michelle Triola know all the rules....if you're on the contract, sign on the dotted line, only let's all shed a tear for poor Michelle Triola, there's only testimony that she had sexual intercourse over 40 times with other men WHILE living with actor Lee Marvin, but I suppose that sort of fashionable promiscuity means nothing to you, Jane, who hops from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap Ham radio, but Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and Michelle Triola, like a rapacious, squealing, snorting swamp-sow is after actor Lee Marvin's last 3 million dollars, well I guess what you and Michelle are saying is, when women are on their backs, the meter is running...well. at least spare us, gals, and tell us what the rates are at the top, so we can choose which two-bit sluts and bargain-basement tarts to shack up with!"
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Yeeee-IKES!!
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