YIKES Angelcat! You're trying to teach people how to make
Hollandaise Sauce?!
Girl, I gotta admire your sense of
ambition!
OKAY, asparagus, asparagus...
Just take that asparagus and trim it like TKOP said. If you are putting it into a recipe (like my semi-famous chicken-curry-aparagus casserole) you can cut it into bite-size lengths. Say, 2 or 3"...
Anyway, put these into one of those big Pyrex measuring cups, and put Saran over the top (make a little vent, though).
Put this into the microwave for about 3-1/2 minutes.
You will find the asparagus is
perfectly par-boiled.
Works every time!