1. You make over $100,000 per year and still can't afford a house.
2. You never bother looking at the train/bus timetable because you know the drivers have never seen it either.
3. You order organic fruit and vegies online, but eat out every night anyway.
4. You spend more money on your coffee machine than on your washing machine.
5. You spend $400+ per week for your room in an apartment with stunning harbour/beach views and European appliances; and spend a total of forty hours a week there of which thirty-seven are spent sleeping.
6. You contemplate calling a taxi from your home to where you managed to park your car the night before.
7. You spend thirty minutes in a traffic jam next to a car that has more power going to its speakers than its wheels.
8. You can roll sushi, make pasta and keep your red curry paste recipe under lock and key, but couldn't roast a chicken to save your life.
9. Your taxi driver was a micro-surgeon before he immigrated to Australia.
10. Your co-worker tells you he/she has eight body piercings but none are visible
11. You can't remember... is dope illegal?
12. You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
13. You have a very strong opinion on where your coffee beans are grown, and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
14. A really great parking space can move you to tears.
15. You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, conversational Italian or building your own website.
16. A man in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps gets on the bus and you don't notice.
17. You are genuinely surprised when you meet someone who was actually born in Sydney.
18. Your hairdresser is straight; your plumber is gay, and your Tupperware/Avon lady is a drag queen.
Sydney is Australia's largest city. The above was swiped from OCAU.
Thought it may have some relevance to other big cities around the world.
ChrsR.
I think I'd actually like living there! 
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