If you want to be an Evil Overlord...

[Theophylact]

pay careful attention to these rules.

(This has probably been posted before -- maybe years ago -- but I just discovered it.)

Well worth the read. Lot's of good tips.

[skuz]

That's a lot of things to remember.

[Theophylact]

That's a lot of things to remember.

No, no: you print out the list, and pin it inside your cape.

[skuz]

Yes, but capes can get stuck in doors or used by the hero to blind me.

[Epidemic]

Much of that list can be applied to the hero's success.

I find it funny that every time a hero beats down the bad guy they do not check and verify death.

The number 1 hero rule should be to get the bad guy down and then beat him to a satisfactory pile of goop.

This especially goes for heroins. For the babes who save the world it is also a good idea to wear ankle support as it will more often than not be a trip and fall which allows the bad guy to get you. BTW Crying should be avoided with all demons and psychopathic killers. Silence is a much better way of escape than crying till your eyes well up with water making it impossible to see where you are going.

[no1_vern]

My Favorite-
"I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation."

Vern