A funny little ditty

[kjg]

You have all probably seen this before but I have just seen it and thought it was funny as hell.

btw this was put here for humour and not as part of an anti-war crusade on my part.

To be sung to the tune of "If you're happy & you know it clap your hands..."

> > >If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
> > >If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
> > >If the terrorists are frisky,
> > >Pakistan is looking shifty,
> > >North Korea is too risky,
> > >Bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > >If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
> > >If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
> > >So to hell with the inspections,
> > >Let's look tough for the elections,
> > >Close your mind and take directions,
> > >Bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > >It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
> > >Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
> > >They've got weapons we can't see,
> > >And that's good enough for me
> > >'Cos it'all the proof I need
> > >Bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > >If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
> > >If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
> > >If you think Saddam's gone mad,
> > >With the weapons that he had,
> > >(And he tried to kill your dad),
> > >Bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > >If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
> > >If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
> > >If your politics are sleazy,
> > >And hiding that ain't easy,
> > >And your manhood's getting queasy,
> > >Bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > >Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
> > >For our might knows no borders, bomb Iraq.
> > >Disagree? We'll call it treason,
> > >Let's make war not love this season,
> > >Even if we have no reason,
> > >Bomb Iraq.

[CERuppel]

Touche'

[SPEEDO]

[Brainchild]

[Creatures]

better?



If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it'all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows no borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

Creatures

[Buzioid]

[couch potato]

all is fair in love and war..


lol, nice peom