What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand taking over TechIMO you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Shahani made up of silly people with help from stupid heads.
The conspiracy first started during Sysopt's founding in the internet. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the pilgramage to TIMO.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by cracking knuckles, weird avatars, and there memeber number.
They want to spit on Bob The Great and imprison resisters in "H" "E" double tooth picks using the internet.
In order to prepare for this, we all must eat gummy worms (hmmm.... gummy worms). Since the media is controlled by my mom we should get our information from theonion.com.
Yes, I know what he's up too!