Friends don't let friends drive...

[Theophylact]

...with alligators. (And a tip o' the hat to Dave Barry.)

[Epidemic]

Why on earth is that a felony.

If convicted she should lose her right to vote? Own a Gun?


Hmmmmm,

Perhaps in this case this is a good thing. Ok all people who take 6' alligators for rides in the back seat should not be allowed to vote. Whatcha tink.

You know she was one of the ones who could not figure out that 2000 ballot.

[MegalosSkylaki]

New Yorkers get for novalty
and then flush down
the toilet ?

the croc pop. of NYC is est. at 1,200,000

They live in our sewer system and keep the rat pop. down.

D G

[M_Six]

Heh. I hear they eat small Doooooogs, too.

[Theophylact]

You know she was one of the ones who could not figure out that 2000 ballot.

No, no -- people who drive with alligators intended to vote for Pat Buchanan.

[Epidemic]

I saw a documentary on one of those alligators in NYC I think.

It was like 27 feet long due to the toxic chemicals in the water and it was like bullet proof.

In the end they got it with a rocket launcher or something.

I think they need to ban flushing 27 foot alligators because they eat bums and kids.

[Theophylact]

You don't need to ban flushing 27-foot alligators; they won't go down the drain anyway.

[Epidemic]

Theo,

You can't say that with out evidence to back it up.

I will bet you a million bucks I can get a 12' aligator out of the house using the toilet. I don't se a problem with 27 footer either.

[M_Six]

Ep,

I REALLY want to try whatever it is you've been smoking or drinking lately.

[Epidemic]

What do you mean?

Do you doubt my ability to flush a 12 foot aligator down a standard "Standard" toilet?