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Old 11-29-2001, 09:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Man Stands on Corner, Giving out Benjimen Harrison'$

EVER WONDER WHY NOTHING IS BEING DONE WHILE YOU'RE HEARING EACH NIGHT ON THE NEWS OF LAYOFFS ?

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"This country, at this time, when our needs are so great. will not tolerate a do-nothing Senate. And [Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle, D--South Dakota] needs to get that message". House Majority Leader Dick Armey, R-- Texas
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"A lot of the economy is perception. And we have created the perception this bill is going to happen. If we withdraw it simply because we can't get a huge tax break for corperate America in it,we're going to really cause problems in this economy". --House Minority Leader Dick Gephardt, D--Missouri
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"Doing the wrong thing is worse than doing nothing...And Senator Daschle is committed to to doing nothing, unless he can get others to agree to do the wrong thing."--Dick Armey
So now we know why Congress has done nothing while layoffs are being counted in the thousands !!

Hey!, Instead of arguing, why not just hire guys and gals to stand on corners and give out Benjimen Harrisons. This will at least put money into people's pockets which could be spent this Holiday Season and find its way into the economy !

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"Futher delay could put more Americans and more families at risk."--Pres. Geo.W. Bush
Congress--that master of dubious spending--has developed a strange and uncharacteristic malady.

To learn more of this strange malady, just go to CONSTIPATION[.


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Old 11-29-2001, 10:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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P.S. The hard thinkin' (when he has his head down), hard workin' (when he has his head up) deDOOOG has come up with his own remedy for an ailing Congress.

The BEEG DOOG Congressional Laxative :

The Constitution defines the terms and election calandars of the Congress. But it doesn't define their salaries !

Whereas and Wherefore: For every one thousand layoffs each day, one Congressperson (both Houses) shall forfeit their salary until rehire--e.g. 9.000 people layed-off today, 9 Congresspersons lose their salary.

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Old 11-30-2001, 12:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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'twould be nice

Sounds like a month long filibuster to me

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blahblahblahblahblahblahblahb

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Its blipblipblipblipblipblip!!

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Its yaddayaddayaddayaddayaddayadda


*sigh*
protecting their interests more than the american people half the time
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The BEEG DOOG Cingressional Laxative* will get them to stop talking and start errrr.."passing" if you gather my meaning.

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P.S. Did I mention the anti-"gas" ingredient: Pay restored only when layoffs reversed.

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