How to win the war Cheap!

[RedFury]

Win the war and save money doing it

This guy's site is absolutely hilarious, and he seems to update it often. I personally like the way he deals with unexploded ordinance

[Bob The Great]

And the good part of that is everyone can contribute to the war effort! Little Jonnie and Sue at school can have a penny drive! Heck I could give them a jar of pennies I have!

[J-Excel]

I love it. Makes total sense. But the government would probably commision a group to build special "war pennies" that would end up costing a few thousand dollars a piece.

"Even the hippies won't be bitching because after the war is over and we've killed all the terrorists, the people who are still alive can rebuild their country by picking the pennies from the skulls of the dead people."