Conspiracy's are everywhere

[Bob The Great]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand world domination you need to realize that everything is controlled by a microsoft made up of midgets with help from PC owners.
The conspiracy first started during the release of Windows 98 in Redmond WA. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including george washington crossing the deleware.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by cracking knuckles.

They want to destroy Linux and imprison resisters in France using gigantic imprisinment machines (the Eiffel Tower is a test).

In order to prepare for this, we all must buy linux. Since the media is controlled by Bill Clinton we should get our information from Rush Limbaugh.

Make your own

[howste]

In order to understand perpetual motion you need to realize that everything is controlled by the Beatles made up of quality professionals with help from the Oakland Raiders.
The conspiracy first started during Howste's birth in Orem, Utah. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the mass exodus from SysOpt.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by driving while talking on cell phones.

They want to tickle the Mod Squad and imprison resisters in Boise, Idaho using skateboards.

In order to prepare for this, we all must choose the salad. Since the media is controlled by Saddam & Osama we should get our information from Scott Wainner.

[willy_ph]

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand globalization you need to realize that everything is controlled by a neo-liberal group made up of Harvard graduates with help from politicians.
The conspiracy first started during the Frence Revolution in Berlin. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including D-Day.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by smoking.

They want to lynch the socialist left and imprison resisters in Leamington, Ontario using bikes.

In order to prepare for this, we all must declare war. Since the media is controlled by the Religious Right we should get our information from Karl Marx.

[ClubMed]

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand the free market you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Greenpeace made up of Eskimos with help from the Russians.
The conspiracy first started during The Cold War in Salzburg. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Renaissance.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by picking their toe nails.

They want to massacre politicians and imprison resisters in Afghanistan using the subway system.

In order to prepare for this, we all must fart. Since the media is controlled by Mickey Mouse we should get our information from ClubMed.

[osprey4]

The very fact that there is no evidence to support your theory proves it's a conspiracy!!

[Harold7]

Just because you can't prove nobody's out to get you doesn't mean they aren't watching you all the time... why else would there be an eye in the pyramid on the back of a dollar bill.

[Bob The Great]

the are listning to us man! http://www.fbi.gov/hq/lab/carnivore/carnivore.htm

Its the truth! THEY ARE AFTER ME!!!!

edit: BTW everyone! Those were better then mine!

[M_Six]

How come it took a bogus website like that for people to finally realize the truth of what I've been claiming for years? All of it is the gospel truth!!!!!!!!

<sits back and cracks knuckles>

[EndobioticChaos]

I had to "tweak" it a bit, but the idea didn't change.

In order to understand the theory of general relativity you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Ku Kux Klan made up of environmentalists with help from the Egyptians.

The conspiracy first started during the sinking of the Lusitania in Paris. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including President John F. Kennedy's assasination.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by spitting after every sentence.

They want to murder Mother Theresa and imprison resisters in the dungeons of Microsoft using A-10 Warthogs.

In order to prepare for this, we all must declare war. Since the media is controlled by the media we should get our information from the Republicans.

[George VII]

Dan, is this all about me and my K.C.ing conspiracy?! lol