http://perversiontracker.com/
Its a parody site that focuses on useless software (unfortunately Mac software, so I've never heard of any of it ) However, the "reviews" are quite an interesting read!
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Truly this application has not, and perhaps will never be surpassed. Surpassed, I have now come to realize, in its desperate, grasping, completely futile inconsequentialness. This is truly hideous. The humanity! The buttons! The goat-cellophane-juice-pigs! The icon alone appears to be extracted from the poorly rendered opening sequences of an asian bootleg DVD. I have had fits of catarrh that were more pleasant to endure than this half-implemented junk heap. Further, I ask, nay beg, why nigh on 75% of all REALbasic applications feature an enormous advertisement for REALbasic? Does a sweaty REAL software marketing goon breath down your neck until it is implemented? Does the development environment actually require that heinous green cube to appear somewhere in the interface?
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His writing should be able to be translated by the DooG
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