I WANT To Be A CAAT

[MegalosSkylaki]

I am investigating species change operations.

It is frustrating not to be able to climb real good.

I wanna know, "Do CaaTs haave more fun ?"

Or does only their Vetinarian know for sure?

DOOOOOOOOOOG

[JacobM5727]

cats are lame... mine is cute.. but he is messed up

you know MegalosSkylaki i read your post and more than half the time im lost

[swamp-fox]

Don't do it. Dogs are cool, cats??????? If you change then all the dogs are gonna chase you.

[angelcat]

Come over to the CaAaT side!

[Martoch]

Well as a cat you won't have to worry about this:

[quux]

CC.

[Brainchild]

LMAO Martoch, but ain't it the truth

Doooog, not being able to climb means it not as far to fall

Plus we already have the CaAaT, but I wouldn't suggest chasing her

[MegalosSkylaki]

"If you change than all the dogs [misspel. for doogs] are gonna to chase you."--Swamp-Fox

No way, Jose !

As a leader of the "underground" Resist Work and Other Four Letter Words movement, I am a well-respected figure among the CaaT set.

Not to mention my consort, 'Boss' CaaT , is, well, a caat.

Indeed, it will make it easier for me to Mole from within to overturn the diabolical Mysterious CaaT on The Knoll** who leads the efforts to get CaaTs and DooGs alike to give up their , well, life of leisurely contemplation and our HumanoiD sevents who go out and work to bring home the Yummies. And pick up after us.

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"DoooooG, not being able to climb means its not as far to fall. ."--Brainchild

Hey ! Have a brain, already . When did you ever see a CaaT fall when it disn't want to fall? Why do you think they have naturally "dislocated" shoulders that can walk a perfect staight line. It was the genius brains of CaTs that discovered that the shortest distance to a meal is pretending to drink bathroom water. Caats are actually desert animals and can go without water for long times. They prefer Evian

"Come on over to the CaAaT side"--Angelcat

Huh ? Is that one of those X-tra long CaaTs I've heard rumors of ? Never actually seen one; have you ?

OK, Martoch, GIVE IT UP.
Where..where..in heavens did you get one.... ..MY PUPPY PICTURES I thought they had all be lost in the fire I started at ..at..Joliet Correctional Pound For Wayward Puppies.

Gee, quux is quite nice...offerring me Jaugarina, a rare breed of the JuaguarCaaT made for jungle ..errr.."encounters".

We will make HEROIC use of it in the Resistence of da las Gatas and dos Perros. Imagine how many illegal Ferrett Freedom Fighters we could ferret accross State lines ?

It would take two divisions of CA State Troopers to block the free and unobstructed passage of Ferrets to visit their families.....families both CA and NYC have--like other States apparently Under The Influence of..well, see above * * .

And JacomM no CaaT is "lame" if you show it you are more than a humanoid Servent...you are..a FRIEND

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG