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Old 02-19-2003, 11:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Small things intrigue me, small insignificant things; Like for instance, Why flies are so fast, How many nobbles on a golf ball?, why does italy look like a boot?, Are there more ants in the world than there is grains of rice. General, everyday malarkey.

I sometimes wonder what ever will happen to our race, wther or not we will become a cloned race, If we are not already. did you know you can buy a sperm donor for a measly, £1000 (not the actual donator mind you ).

We hear that our life source is in fact dying, SOL , so we are living off something elses demising fate, irony, sweet or bitter, I think i'll stay with the bitter. Its core density outstretches the density of water by 100 plus fold. It is dying.

Right, anyone can confront me if they choose, but I once saw on the discovery channel , that the sun emmits 3 main levels of energy, the first and closest is dire radiation of some sort, then the furthest, is a different type of energy. Then there is the "safe threshold", which we live in...... We can not exist in the other 2 forms of energy.....

So it is really like an atomic bomb effect, to say so in so many words.

This got me thinking............

What if our race are "safe threshold" surfers, what if we actually derive from mercury?, and we had the technology then, to explore what we know now? and when the safe band of energy was passing, we simply, cast of to the next, (these bands of energy take Millions of years to pass).

Then we lived on venus, (where we got females, JOKE)..

THen we came to earth, mother old earth. We can see the profound effect the "Greenhouse effect" is having on our earth now, soon I think our polar regions will not be made up of glacier , but of, oil, or diamonds. Speakign of diamonds, James Bonds worst film IS diamonds are forever don't you think?.....

Point being blank, we are getting lazy, computers are doing our work for us, one day, we will not communicate through verbalization, it will be all done for us, through telekenesis <?> using computer microchips implanet in the temporal lobe in our brains, speeding up the process of communication, Pre-Empting it so to speak. Some may say , "great", but it may affect our other parts, maybe it will inaudit us to , not move around as much, or not distinguish between colours or tastes, (great maybe there will be no wars then). Maybe our cerebellum will deteriate, making us skinny small, hmmm. Making us colourless, and lifeless.............. Point being all this, (and i dont mean my previous subjects,) I mean THIS!!!! ok.....for the slower few, THIS, yes scroll down, scroll up , double click the left mosue button........Cannot be good for our civilization.... I deem necessary, what i heed, be it from fiction or mambo jehambo.....

David Lynch once said to me, "Don't hold a magnifying glass to an ice cream, it will melt all over your hand".....And I thought "Cool"............Only if he had telepathic abilities, may he have laughed at my jape and told me to catch the next plane back to England.

Point being people, if there is far too much salt on your chips (fries over there), go back and get another portion.

Oh B.T.W, are becoming more and more like aliens everyday?
Or are we just too PARAnoid for our own good?

Rhetorical quesions.......Afloat....Aloft, you get the picture.......

FREE THE WEB!!!!!!!!!!


e=mc(whatever the sign is for squared)?????? I dont think so, I think Einstein, was just an elf on acid, from venus. . . . . . . . .................

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Old 02-19-2003, 11:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I haven't replied, only thought, and yet here is the text. Besides, you didn't say "pretty please".

Kindly remove yourself from my reality,....... pretty please.
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I was not aware I was, my good fellow.
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ah that's the nice thing about reality ... maybe.

It's here, it's there, it's everywhere,.... so beware.
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Don't reply? I think not! Look at the post! This thread is clearly good for SPAM!! ALBUMLUMMMBBBAAALLLLLLUUUUUNNAAAA!!!!
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THought I was watching outer limits there for a second.
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Don't reply? I think not! Look at the post! This thread is clearly good for SPAM!! ALBUMLUMMMBBBAAALLLLLLUUUUUNNAAAA!!!!
No. But you see, you did, reply. There you go, the power of suggestion......

Good to see you around surreal, I think there is only a handfull of people who have an open mind, you are one of them.
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I think I have an open mind, but maybe you have too much time on your hands UUoodseifer.But at least your posts have some points of intrest

Flies are so fast, cause in thier small world, they are moving at a normal pace, like you and I, but to us larger creatures they appear to be haulin', I wonder if we look like that to Elephants

Hold on *where did I put that golfball*
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Old 02-20-2003, 07:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Thankyou brainchild, thats a nice notion, and I don't have too much time on my hands my good friend, I feel that notion totally unplausable, fallacious and totally undeemable, even before this very minute.

Your point is very, very intriguing, brain, so, is that why elephants are always covered with flies????

I mean, we try to swat a flie, with a 1 in 10 chance of success, most of the time it gets away... Yet an elephant especially wild elephants, can crush a man in chances well under...

Im not pissing on your fire, I really am not, its besame, and great. In fact your right.

Flies are still not of this planet, they are the aliens of this planet, along with, Armadillos, ants, cockroaches, scorpions, spiders and geckos, these will rule the earth one day.

30 days to live your life, eat as much sh*t as you can, if you swat a female fly , you are in fact putting an end to a future 50,000 of the little buggers.

Imagine a fly say the size of a cat, I know I wouldnt liek one as a pet, they carry anthrax and other forms of disease, hey do you think saddam has giant, life size flies, incubating anthrax for him???

You never know in this reality.

EwWWwww I aint gonna sleep tonight thankyou brainchild.

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