Deep Thoughts

[MD1032]

Thanks to ZDNova of StarCraft-2.com for giving me this site. LOL

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

[Knothead]

This one's cool, too!

[M_Six]

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

[MD1032]

That's my personal favorite! I read the whole thing. What a waste, but it was funny!!!

[korgul]

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

Had this as a sig on other sites.

[MD1032]

"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."

"Sometimes, when I lie in bed at night and look up at the stars, I think to myself, 'Man! I really need to fix that roof.'"

"If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)."

Darn this stuff is so stupid, yet it's so funny!!