THEY HAVE PLEDGED:
2 BATTLE SHIPS,
600 GROUND TROOPS,
6 FIGHTER JETS.
AFTER THE AMERICAN EXCHANGE RATE, THEY WILL END UP WITH:
2 CANOES,
6 MOUNTIES,
AND A BUNCH OF FLYING SQUIRRELS

My wife (canadian) sent it to me, so I deemed it ok and not too offensive
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took all the caps out of the title was rather annoying to look at