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Old 11-27-2001, 12:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Evidence is Found

Part of THE CAT'S DIARY IS FOUND !

Compelling evidence is found in home of.....I can say no more...

Notice Day 765.

Can There be any doubt ?

The Mysterious Cat on The Knoll........

I will not mention the Conspiracy.

"The Government Denies any Knowledge"

The Truth is Out There !

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Old 11-27-2001, 11:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hehe. Funny one....must.....have....more!
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Old 11-27-2001, 10:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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It's even funnier if you imagine that baby's voice from The Family Guy.....The british evil mastermind voice....

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Old 11-28-2001, 07:43 AM   #4 (permalink)
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It is FAR worse than that !

All these centuries DooGs and their Allies , the Caats, have gotten the upper hand over humanoids.

Today, humanoids go out and woork all day---sometimes holding down two jobs--so we can stay home and lollygog.

We no longer have to hunt for our food, but Humanoids use their labor to get it for us. And who pays for both the Vet and their own health insurance? Ha!

We even got laws that humanoids have to get licences for us (they pay) so the Humanoid who is our servent can be easily identified.

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I think this "Diary "is a plant !
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Old 11-28-2001, 08:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
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just last night the cat tried to intimidate me with a dead mouse he brought home. he looked for it all night after i took it away from him.
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Old 11-30-2001, 10:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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How do you know the mouse was dead ?
Did you have a Vet examine it ?

What did you do to the poor mouse!
Was a proper Death Certificate issued?

The poor CAT WAS UP ALL NITE LOOKING TO SEE IF HIS FRIEND WAS ALRIGHT you say !
Is it under treatment for Traumatic Stress Disorder by a qualified behavioural Vetinarian ?

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Old 11-30-2001, 10:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Look! More from the archives!

7 Commandments

Big Cheese himself, along with his goon.
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Old 11-30-2001, 11:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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COULD THAT BE THE MYSTERIOUS CAT ON THE KNOLL ? And its humanoid familiar.

The Grande Council has been summoned !
I may be away for several days.

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My three cats, two dogs, 11 tropical fish, and the flourescent green mouse that lives behind the microwave have all taken offense at the tone of this entire thread!

There was NO cat on the knoll.

JFK was shot by the weasel mafia.

He never had a chance.
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Old 12-01-2001, 01:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Hey! What's this about JFK? This ain't no Oliver Stone movie.

As you know, CaaTs and DOOGs a varuous others species , have spent centuries domesticating Humanoids. Nowa days the Cat can lollygog his while away while his Humanoid servent goes out and work and brings home a nutritionally correct--if not always tasty--meal. The Humanoid even "picks up" after Doogs. Let's face it: Whose domesticated whom??

Now along comes this Buddweiser TV commercial shown subliminally almost every where--Superbowl, World Cup etc,--where a Team of Catts--yes, Cats--are pulling the Bidweiser beer wagon !! "The Horror! The Horror!"

This could only have been intended to create the notion in Humanoids that Cats, DOOGs , and other fine species were intened to WORK .

Meanwhile during the "shooting " of this TV commercial who was spotted but none other than a Mysterious Cat on The Knoll! This , of course, was quite suspicious INDEED !

Have you ever tried to get a group of cats to work together as a Team pulling a Wagon ! The Cat spotted on The Knoll must of pulled something--drugs maybe, hypnosis to induce this folly.

This is why we Freedom-loving Cats and Doogs are ever vigilant in defending our way of life where our every need--even being rubbed in the stomach--is attended to.

And why we are so wary of the Mysterious Cat seen on The Knoll during the "shooting" of the Bud' commercial insinuating we should work ugghhhh

Err..now what's this about weasals , mafia , jfk..all of this is way out of nowhere. My Gosh, who dreamndt up that story ??

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