Hey! What's this about JFK? This ain't no Oliver Stone movie.
As you know, CaaTs and DOOGs a varuous others species , have spent centuries domesticating Humanoids. Nowa days the Cat can lollygog his while away while his Humanoid servent goes out and work and brings home a nutritionally correct--if not always tasty--meal. The Humanoid even "picks up" after Doogs. Let's face it: Whose domesticated whom??
Now along comes this Buddweiser TV commercial shown subliminally almost every where--Superbowl, World Cup etc,--where a Team of Catts--yes, Cats--are pulling the Bidweiser beer wagon !! "The Horror! The Horror!"
This could only have been intended to create the notion in Humanoids that Cats, DOOGs , and other fine species were intened to
WORK .
Meanwhile during the "shooting " of this TV commercial who was spotted but none other than a Mysterious Cat on The Knoll! This , of course, was quite suspicious INDEED !
Have you ever tried to get a group of cats to work together as a Team pulling a Wagon ! The Cat spotted on The Knoll must of pulled something--drugs maybe, hypnosis to induce this folly.
This is why we Freedom-loving Cats and Doogs are ever vigilant in defending our way of life where our every need--even being rubbed in the stomach--is attended to.
And why we are so
wary of the Mysterious Cat seen on The Knoll during the "shooting" of the Bud' commercial insinuating we should
work ugghhhh
Err..now what's this about weasals , mafia , jfk..all of this is way out of nowhere. My Gosh, who dreamndt up that story ??
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