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Old 02-11-2003, 07:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Interesting read! Come look and answer!

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already (three deaf, two blind, one mentally retarded) and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: Candidate

A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologers. He's had two mistresses. he also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate

B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening. Candidate

C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice?


post your answers and later on the day i will post the answers

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Old 02-11-2003, 07:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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1. yes, and she should consider becoming fixed

2. a, or just not vote at all

let me guess, the first was a presidents mother, or something, and the second was lincoln or something
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Old 02-11-2003, 07:52 AM   #3 (permalink)
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1) No. The next kid may turn out to be a world famous genius.

2) A. Kinda guy that gets work done.

C is prolly some evil dictator of the last century.
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Old 02-11-2003, 08:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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probably eh shahani?
Nice reindeer

Its nice that chainmail like that pulls out the very worst of the two good guys, but "just happens" to forget the bad details of the bad guy lol
(I know I know its supposed to be funny)
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Old 02-11-2003, 08:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Thanx. Gotta change that reindeer. DawG made it for XMas.

Didn't this chainmail have a lot more options?
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Old 02-11-2003, 08:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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didn't know this was chain mail. ewwwww. my bad
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Old 02-11-2003, 08:06 AM   #7 (permalink)
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1) No, first of all, she isn't concerned at all with the risk of a "defect" in her next child if 75% of her other children turned out with one. The next will be a blessing to her just as the last 8 have been.

The next question I know is a trick as well, but it hasn't yet been revealed to me, and by process of elimination, I choose A. B is just way off the reservation, and although you gotta admire (pity?) a man who can drink a quart of whisky, all that exercise he gives his liver is gonna shorten his life without a transplant. C sounds like it's gonna turn out to be John McCain or something, and I can't stand the guy. A is all I have left, and since I don't live in any Florida democrat controlled counties, I know I can at least punch the right hole and not whine about it later.

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Old 02-11-2003, 08:07 AM   #8 (permalink)
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GZ, actually I forgot the answers. So this is still good for those that don't know.
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Old 02-11-2003, 08:13 AM   #9 (permalink)
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As I recall, the child in the 1st question was born and became famous.

I don't know what you guys have been smoking, but Candidate C is the obvious choice and anyone that would choose A or B based on those descriptions alone needs thier head examined ... unfortunately, I think Hitler fit the description of Candidate C as well.
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Old 02-11-2003, 08:15 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Fingers hit the nail on the head. I think the kid became Beethoven or some musician- deaf and maybe blind.

C is Hitler but didn't he have a mistress?

A is prolly FDR.
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