AARGH, Threw my back out

[Knothead]

Grrr....I have work to do, I was doing it just fine and then I did something and now my (lower) back hurts and I'm trying to treat it easy so it doesn't get worse...I'm gonna lose a whole day's production and I'm bored out of my mind....

So I thought I'd gripe and moan instead. Grrr. Plus I hate this chair and there's nothing interesting to read here.

Plus I'm out of ammo too. This day is not shaping up very ideally, I must say. Anybody know any miracle back cures that don't involve mass quantities of Whiskey?

Oh, and Grrrr.

[Theophylact]

Yeah, but based on recent experience ( ) the mods won't let me post them.

[CMonster]

I know all too well. I am just recovering from another lumbar strain. Really hard to get out of bed but once I get warmed up and going I'm not in pain unless I let it tighten up again -gotta keep moving, stretching..

[Epidemic]

I have had pretty good luck with chiropractors.

If this turns into a multi day thing I would consider one for a few visits.

[Knothead]

Originally posted by CMonster
I'm not in pain unless I let it tighten up again -gotta keep moving, stretching..

Hmmm...actually, I wasn't sure, but it does seem that the more I move around, the less it hurts, whereas getting up off the floor is a trial!

[KAknight]

I did this when I was playing football in college. Get an uncoated generic asprin. Get it wet and rub it till it basically is gone all over the part of your back that hurts. Then leave a wet paper towel on top of it for 10-15 minutes. Pretty soon you should be feeling much better. All of the asprin should asorb directly into the muscles that you injured. Before you go to bed tonight take 3-4 ibuprofen. Tomorrow you should feel worlds better. Also, tonight before you go to bed you should consume 1/2 - 1 pint of Gentleman jack Wiskey.

Try next time not to run out of ammo, you never know when you might need it. Yhe second amendment is in case they forget the others.

Hope you feel better.

[Knothead]

KAknight, that's gotta be one of the weirdest things I ever heard of.

I will do it immediately!

Hey knothead,

You having a bad day or am I just imagining?

[KAknight]

Which part - the asprin or the wiskey?

[thekingofpain]

Anybody know any miracle back cures that don't involve mass quantities of Whiskey?

As a matter of fact I do---
;-)