Canadians responsible for terrorist attack on Florida! :(

[Epidemic]

I heard on the channel 10 news to day that cold air is proven to have come from canada. This cold air is responsible for destroying fruit of citrus growers as far south a florida.

All I can say is had they not been so green, had they at least saw fit to burn a little more fuel this attack would never have been able to have occurred .

Thanks alot canada, Open borders and now environmental terrorism.

I believe the weapon that was used to push the temperature down was an exotic element used in many european countries and canada. Over use of Celsius is obviously used to excess in canada in an attempt to hamper the war effort in Iraq.

Splinter cells associated loosely with canadian terrorists include many in the scientific community and educational community who use celsius right in side the US. This is cold of you canadians.

[osprey4]

Actually, you've got it backwards. The conversion from Fahrenheit to Celsius is a government program started by Clinton to combat global warming.

One interesting trivia fact, Celsius' original scale went from 100 (freezing point of water) to 0 (boiling point).

[Epidemic]

Clinton was stupid. Celsius the huge quantities of celsius have been spilling over the border and sending the US into a deap freeze. They knew the effects of over production of Celsius and continued. THIS IS ENVIRONMENTAL TERRORSM at it's worst!!! @#%$ CANADA!!! They are killing trees in florida as well as old people and animals!!!!

Theo is in on the plot!!!


BTW many virtually all scientific developments can be used for good or bad. The fact that Celsius was first developed to combat global warming, does not make the fact that this weapon of mass destruction should not be banned.

[ben-the-slacker]

[Epidemic]

Laugh all you want ben-the-slacker. Let them terence and philip wanabe's try to use that stuff again aye and they are gonna be the 51st state aye.

1) Looks like you is buried in 9 inches, Epidemic.
2) Clinton is stupid.
3) GWB is real smart and sharp.
4) You gotta plan to hit Cananda back for waht they done/
5) TGIF.

[Knothead]

Actually, Epidemic, you are but partly correct you little troublemaker as although Canada does export a great deal of atmosphere, they are not alone in this normal trade operation.

Britain imports a great deal of THEIR atmosphere as well, although the pickens' in the far Atlantic are so slim, all they usually get is this dense 'London Fog'...at least that's what the label in my dad's long coat said.

And if I can't trust the label in dad's coat, what can I trust?

Furthermore, there are many other countries who import/export atmosphere. We export a great deal of acid rain to Canada. They hate it. Perhaps they had a reason, as you suggest, for this gratuitous export of surplus cold atmosphere?

[Knothead]

Originally posted by shahani

5) TGIF.

Yup. That's what I thought, too.

[Epidemic]

It is not the atmosphere I am worried about. It is all the celsius in it. That stuff is thought to have come in on a comet which was responsible for the death of the dinosaurs. It thawed out just before the last ice age. It precipitates out in extreme cold which is why the ice age ended. I believe that they have found a huge deposit of celsius -20 and are releasing it to kill our fruit and our people.

[Knothead]

Er, Epi, that's a fairly large charge, there...

Accusing our "Neighbors to the North" of salting their export atmosphere with lethal Celsius?

I, Sir, am unconvinced.