I found this today,thought it was pretty good.
Looks like it was written by a Canadian
20 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
15 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Canada plant gardens.
10 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Canada sunbathe.
5 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start. People in Canada drive with the windows
down.
0 degrees
Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
-5 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
-10 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
-20 degrees
People in Miami all die. Canadians lick the flagpole.
-30 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Canada get out their winter coats.
-40 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies door to door.
-50 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-70 degrees
Mount St. Helens freezes. People in Canada rent some videos.
-150 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Canada complain
about farmers with cold hands.
-273 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Canada start saying, "Eh, Cold 'nuff for ya?"
Too true! 
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Take it down another 40 degrees and you'll know what it was like for Cadd and me in the north! 
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