Sent this to my blonde dau and she sent me this back:
Quote:
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars
on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She
jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
She then picked up all the money and clothes and
quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were
watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men
Gotta be fair... 
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