Another Blonde joke

[Sanman]

Subject: Fw: A BLONDE IN MAINE

As a trucker stops for a red light on Route 1-A
in Bangor, Maine a blonde
catches up to him. She jumps out of her car, runs
up to his truck, and
knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window and she says, "Hi,
my name is Heather and
you're losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the
street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the
girl catches up again. She
jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and
knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if
they've never spoken before, the
blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and
you're losing some of your
load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again
and continues down the
street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens
again. All out of breath the
blonde gets out of her car, runs up to his truck,
and knocks on the truck
door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she
says, "Hi, my
name is Heather and you're losing some of your
load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up
and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of
the truck and runs back to
the blonde. He knocks on her window and as she
lowers it,
he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in
Maine and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!"

Thanks San.
Sent it to my blonde dau. Dunno if she will get it though - she's an Aussie kid.

Cheers
Mick

[Knothead]

This joke makes no sense to me.

So....there is maybe too much salt in Maine, and this guy was trying to get rid of it?

Or perhaps there is a salt famine there, and this fellow was helping to distribute some? Although....just putting it in the road doesn't seem very sanitary. Couldn't they set it in containers for the salt-deprived?

Do you suppose Heather wanted some salt? Is this the point of the joke? Maybe Heather should have waited until the salt guy was down the road and just grabbed some?

Oops, I ran out of smilies.

[willy_ph]

[Brainchild]

That's a good one.

I guess this joke won't appeal to those who concider winter wether below 70 degree farienhiet

LOL

You gotta be from the Nor'east, there, Knot. Or, maybe you're blonde?

*jk about the blonde part, but you are/were, aren't/weren't you?* hehe

[Knothead]

I HAVE IT!

I was considering Socal's question, when it hit me:

The salt guy was trying to catch a bird, by putting salt on its tail....

In England, women are referred to as 'birds'....

So he caught a 'bird' named Heather, and we all know that birds make nests in forest heathers, right?

Whew. Boy, am I glad I figured THAT one out!

^^ Yep, Platinum

[Redwolf]

Great!

[vass0922]

mwahahah