so, i get a email/call from hp.
Dane,
This is regarding a order you placed for some hp literature. The company, Yellow Freight, would like to deliver, but we need a vaild phone number
Can you provide a phone number?
Thanks,
HP/KP
So, I Do, And I Get A Call Like 3 Seconds Later.
Dane: Hello
HP: Yes, This Is KP/HP. I'm Calling About Yellow Freight Wanting To Drop Off Your Shipment.
Dane: Ok, Sounds Good. What Did I Order Again?
HP: Hold On. <Few Seconds Later> Your Ordered Some Posters And Literature. Lets See, 500 posters, & 2 boxes of literature.
Dane: Ok, Sounds Good.
HP: We Had To Put The Posters, And Two Boxes On A Pallet.
Dane:
A Pallet?
HP: Yes, A Pallet. You Ordered About 4,000 posters total, 500 each, so we had to strap them to a pallet, and put the 2 boxes on top.
Dane: Umm, How Much Does This Weigh Then?
HP: Lemme Check. 455 Pounds.
Dane:
455 pounds! oh my god 455 pou
HP: yes, 455 pounds.
HP: well, do you want them to ship it to your door?
Dane: (Thinking The Worst!) Umm, Umm, Thinking, Oh (censored) 455 pounds!
HP: well?
Dane: No Thanks. I Have No Way To Store All Of That. I Thought You Would Ship Via UPS, And Roll Them Into Tubes!
HP: <seriously, I'm not making this up!> <laughter!>
Dane: You Can Have Them Shipped Back. I Can't Store 455 Pounds Of All That!
HP: Okay Dane, We Will Have It Shipped Back. Thanks For Your Help!
Dane: Okay Thanks For The Call!
END OF CALL
OMG!
<calming down>
I Live In A 2 Story House, But I Can't Store All Of That! What Would My Mom Say?!!!???
Anyone Else Had Anything Bizarre Happen Like This? Surely, There Are Thrilling Stories Like This Out There!
Dane
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