Too bad that does not happen on antiques road show.
OMG I would value it in this mint condition at 500,000 to 1 million dollars. this is a rare piece from the ming dynasty. You see here how they used the enamel to ........... Ooooooops.
WOW you see how bad that guy was shaking!?
now granted I'd probably be shakin' too on tv
Poor guy, you know he feels awful!
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